After years of blood, sweat, strategic launches, and aggressively refreshing the game…
I have reached 1500 STARS ⭐👑
Yes. One. Five. Zero. Zero.
I am now a proud member of the completely elite, highly decorated 1500 Star Club™.
This is my final milestone.
There are only a few lonely stars left out there… trembling… waiting to be collected.
This is the last award they can physically hand me.
I have defeated the system.
The system fears me.
To my neighbors:
Thank you for the daily gifts, the launches, the patience, and for not unfriending me when I “accidentally” forgot to send gifts back.
To my alliances:
Thank you for the teamwork, motivating me, collectively losing sleep and the emotional damage.
We didn’t just play.
We strategized.
We calculated.
We suffered.
We thrived.
Was it necessary?
No.
Was it worth it?
Also no.
Would I do it again?
…Absolutely.
1500 stars.
Unstable but victorious.
Retirement pending.
🎤 Thank you. I will now be signing autographs.