Green Launch Below-Average - Launched

[Below_Average_AC_Player]

Hello!

Welcome aboard the Below-Avg Green Launch.

Seating chart:
1st seat - Some random below average captain.
Remaining seats - Free for all
(FYI, all seats are equipped with below average seatbelts)

Spaceship status:
Fuselage - below average (nothing to be worried about, though)
Engines - below average (guaranteed to get you to outer space, less likely to get you back)
Fuel - no comment
Explosive bolts - exploded during testing

Confidence: Extraterrestrial

Safety rating: 892 out of 1600
Overall rating: Below average

Please sit back and listen to our below average safety briefing.

Smoking allowed.

19:30 hours until takeoff.

 

[Below_Average_AC_Player]

Launched!

Thanks! @AhmedAlJowder @merryflyer