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Hi gang - tonights gifts out - returned all of yesterdays and well into todays. Now here is the joke:- "I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off." Ha Ha Ha - like that one! or try this one instead:- “Two guys walk into a bar, the third...

Here goes, prepare yourselves:- **************************************** Basic Flying Rules: 1. Try to stay in the middle of the air. 2. Do not go near the edges of it. 3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is...

I got a yoga centre - 75 coins every 90 minutes, and one I haven't got, so happy with that. Any idea why? - is this a sort of apology???

Hi gang - gifts all went out at my earlier time - whoop whoop. Caught up with everyone I didn't send to yesterday, and some of todays so less than a day behind. Now then, yesterdays joke of the day got 8 likes, so a bit of a hit! Need to beat that tonight, off to find a cracker!

so true and well said. Good morning from England gang, have a great day.

I think you have had a bit too much of the freeze ice wine!

New joke of the day - boom boom

. . . . and you really know how to throw a party

An absolute pleasure! I think the way of the world is lots of people in a launch with only a bit each until we can visit each other again - so some great parties coming - whoop whoop

Hi - I am in, but I am afraid I am about all in! Oh how I miss planetariums!!!

Ok - I've made you wait long enough - here goes:- Hey everyone. I am told these are genuine - enjoy them. 1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you're able) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People...

Good evening gang - how are we today? @Robert - sorry to hear you news, all the best for a speedy recovery - I am up the A1 to Yorkshire tomorrow (I have my passport and flat cap ready) so will wave as I pass! Well, as I said yesterday, in the interests of my beauty sleep, I needed to miss a...

By the way - if you haven't seen, there are posts around the forums saying GI have agreed to take action to block Anderl - a victory for fair play me thinks.

whoop whoop

Bye @yenta613 - I was in the launch, and from @david smith posts, I am sure he would agree better to launch than lose it, and from the start all positions up for grabs, so thanks loads.

Don't worry - you have a lot of people in the launch, and normally we would all be able to add more - but as you said, no visiting means stocks are low.

I'm with you!

Tom be fair @KenDuckySmith, I think Gran used normal sherry! Right, time for the joke of the day, and again 2 to allow for different tastes and cringe levels - so here goes:- Why did Jack wake up this morning to find a plane outside his bedroom? - because he had left the landing light on! LOL...

Woop woop indeed - my Gran uses it loads, especially in trifle, but it tends to be 1 for the trifle, 1 for my Gran, 1 more for the trifle, two for my Gran, and then we forget the trifle!!!!

Sounds like a plan, any going spare?